Entry 10

Despite his wishes, I've told my stapler to stay home. I cannot have this mission compromised. If I do not execute this plan perfectly, my entire life could be in jeopardy. I could be watched and followed forever by agents of the law. To that end, tonight, I will infiltrate CIA headquarters and remove any files of myself that might be a notion of put me on watch. If this is my last entry, then know I'm probably in jail. I'll write as soon as I get back.

Entry 9

While visiting the corner café, something amazing happened! While drinking my coffee, I glanced across the counter and saw my stapler, cappuccino in hand. It was glorious! We both ran in to each others' arms and walked home together. I got to be the big spoon that night.

Entry 8

The government is after me; I'm sure of it this time. When I'm outside, everywhere I look an officer is discretely watching me. The cafe that i frequent even had a policeman observing me. I'm temporarily suspending my investigation for my missing stapler so I may infiltrate CIA headquarters and remove any files of myself for inspection and analysis.

Entry 7

Startling evidence surfaced today leading me to believe that my dead friend was stapler-napped by the villains at the ice cream parlor. I knew conspiracy was afoot!
My planning starts tonight.

Entry 6

I've put up notices around the city advertising my missing stapler. I've already gotten three calls, but they were all of the pranking persuasion. Despite these set backs, my hopes remain high.

Entry 5

My new "stapler proof" window was just installed. I miss my stapler...

Entry 4

I shot out one of the windows in my office today while fiddling with my gun. I covered it up by throwing my stapler through the same window. I immediately resented that decision.